rperazag's definitions

Weakyleaks

Low sperm count.
An infertile man who has less than 20 million spermatozoa per one ml of ejaculate.

Nah! Robert has weakyleaks.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

hotshot

A smaller-than-usual condom marketed to 13- to-15-year-olds

C´mon man! Stop pretending you are an adult African-American... get a hotshot.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

äppäräti

Gadgets worn around the neck.

The retard with the äppäräti.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

de-iced

To establish normal communication and good terms with someone who pissed you off.

I de-iced Peter after like a month...I missed the moron like totally.

by rperazag December 24, 2010

de-iced

To establish normal communication and good terms with someone who pissed you off.

I de-iced Peter after like a month...I missed the moron like totally..

by rperazag December 24, 2010

All’s I know is

Colloquial for "All that I know is..."

"All’s I know is there was a sudden swish, and next minute the boat went plungin' down. . . .”

by rperazag September 12, 2010

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

by rperazag July 20, 2010