rperazag's definitions

Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.

Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.

by rperazag June 29, 2010

I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.

I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Luddism

Opposition to technical or technological change.

"I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Twitters

Obamanism for Twitter.

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.

Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

by rperazag May 9, 2010

send-up

An amusing imitation or parody; a takeoff.

Bush was a send-up of a responsible President.

by rperazag July 18, 2010