rperazag's definitions

Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.

"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.

by rperazag May 20, 2010

Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.

"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

by rperazag June 30, 2010

caf pop

Coffee popsicle.

Man, grandpa is so addicted to coffee that he is considering making caf pop.

by rperazag July 7, 2010

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty

What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.

I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."

by rperazag June 17, 2010

horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.

Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010