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klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.

A bunch of gossiping women.

(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.
Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.
by rperazag December 13, 2010
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Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rapefemale condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.
X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."
by rperazag June 26, 2010
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The Answer Is No To That

The answer you give when you have no answer, but have the power to do as you please.
Extreme level of control mentality.
Citizen: Due to the highly negative impact on the quality of life of this city, we propose to do an in-depth investigation about municipal management of toxic waste.

Politician: The Answer Is No To That.
by rperazag May 16, 2010
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klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.
A bunch of gossiping women.
(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.
Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.
by rperazag December 13, 2010
mugGet the klatschdommug.

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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TV friendly

Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.
I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
by rperazag May 8, 2010
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