rperazag's definitions

Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

by rperazag May 9, 2010

send-up

An amusing imitation or parody; a takeoff.

Bush was a send-up of a responsible President.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.

End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".

by rperazag June 22, 2010

Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.

Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Poorn

Porn available to low-income people; mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.

Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Teledrama

The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.

(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)

"Mary, leave the telephone for a minute at least, please!!!"

"Just a sec... John is having a teledrama"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Technoslave

A person showing a dramatic case of social inadequacy by taking refuge in any kind of gadget, in order to avoid real life issues.

X: "How was the date with Nathan?"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"

by rperazag June 29, 2010