250 definitions by rperazag
| 8. | Urban Decay | ||
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The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions. Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
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| 9. | Whiskypedia | ||
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The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events. My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
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| 10. | Three-Minute Rule | ||
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In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever. Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule. |
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| 11. | chromatic aberration | ||
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Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors. Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state. Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration. |
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| 12. | Fetal error | ||
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Unwanted pregnancy. Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn. Why? Fetal error. |
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| 13. | tantrify | ||
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Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex. My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified. |
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| 14. | TV friendly | ||
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Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it. I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much... Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV. |
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