rperazag's definitions

Pregreening

To creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change.

Stop it!!! Your are driving me nuts with your third-worldish pregreening way of driving.

by rperazag August 5, 2010

TV friendly

Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.

I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

exponential growth

The best boner you can get from a chick.

Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Hall of Shame

Special honor dedicated to some of the crappiest members of society, who deserve no attention at all due to their lack of value as individuals, but that manage to titillate the stupid masses and capture the idiotic attention of mainstream media.

Who are the inductees for the Hall of Shame this year?

A looooong list... Among others, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 6, 2010