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Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.
PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
mugGet the Barbie up your assmug.

tantrify

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.
My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.
A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."
by rperazag July 4, 2010
mugGet the Default affairsmug.

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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hypopriest

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)
Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!
by rperazag May 2, 2010
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President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.
X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."
by rperazag June 20, 2010
mugGet the President Evilmug.

Falling in lust

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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