rperazag's definitions

Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.

"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."

by rperazag May 30, 2010

lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.

Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.

My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.

Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Technoslave

A person showing a dramatic case of social inadequacy by taking refuge in any kind of gadget, in order to avoid real life issues.

X: "How was the date with Nathan?"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"

by rperazag June 29, 2010

depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.

What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

by rperazag May 6, 2010