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So fucking what?

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Weakyleaks

Low sperm count.
An infertile man who has less than 20 million spermatozoa per one ml of ejaculate.
Nah! Robert has weakyleaks.
by rperazag December 19, 2010
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Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit

A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."

Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".

X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."

Y: "And?"

X: "The poor bastard used the kit."

Y: "So... is he dead?"

X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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Biblical Tweets

Tweets announcing, the end of the world in 2012 or any other impending disaster.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
CapnFlood
Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Poorn

Porn available to low-income people; mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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ranking babe

A young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter.
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.
Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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