rperazag's definitions

luxuria

Fornicating with highly expensive prostitutes.

Luxuria caused the downfall of NY Major.
I lost my shirt due to luxuria.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

.xxx

Approved Internet domain dedicated to pornography.

"Approved .xxx domain makes it easier to filter out inappropriate content... great news for those that wish to consume, or avoid, adult content."
(Net overseer Icann - Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers)

by rperazag June 28, 2010

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

boulevardier

A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.

A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.

A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010