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Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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dial it down

To control flaunting (showing off), ostentation, and any other behavior that smacks of egotism.
Dial it down or face downfall.
by rperazag July 12, 2010
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Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.
Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.
by rperazag July 9, 2010
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top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.
This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.
"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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