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Slut Machine

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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Zepped

A: "Where were you for the last 3 months? Thought you were death and rottin´"
B: "With my ax... workin´ on the Since I've Been Loving You solo."
A: "Boy, you are so zepped."
by rperazag July 23, 2010
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Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.
The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.
by rperazag July 6, 2010
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Overshopper

A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.
A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.
Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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