rperazag's definitions

Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.

Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?

by rperazag June 15, 2010

leaf people

Tree huggers.
Environmentalists (people concerned with environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment.)

Al Gore... yeah, kind of CEO for leaf people... right?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Photosuck

Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.

The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.

A bunch of gossiping women.

(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.

Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

The dream and more

When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.

On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"

by rperazag July 6, 2010