rperazag's definitions

Relatable

Word very much in use by students, meaning someone or something you can relate to.

Lady Gaga said that there must be something greater than her, meaning that there must be a God. That´s relatable to my ego

by rperazag August 15, 2010

Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

by rperazag July 26, 2010

About to fly

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.

A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."

by rperazag July 10, 2010

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

All’s I know is

Colloquial for "All that I know is..."

"All’s I know is there was a sudden swish, and next minute the boat went plungin' down. . . .”

by rperazag September 12, 2010

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.

Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.

by rperazag June 29, 2010