rperazag's definitions

late-breaking gay

A person who realizes he or she is gay relatively late in life.

"But... he is a grandfather and a role model for this community. How can he turn gay now?"
"Late-breaking gay darling."

by rperazag June 10, 2010

Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.

Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?

by rperazag June 15, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

A young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Cut to junk

Downgrade someone or something -like in stocks- to real value.

"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

shuteye

Sleep.

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.

"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

by rperazag June 16, 2010