rperazag's definitions

did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.

"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

by rperazag June 16, 2010

About to fly

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.

A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."

by rperazag July 10, 2010

Inviolate

Free from violation, injury, desecration, or outrage.

At this rate of depredation, I doubt there is a single inviolate spot on Earth.

by rperazag May 26, 2010

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

Accordionate

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.

Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Teledrama

The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.

(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)

"Mary, leave the telephone for a minute at least, please!!!"

"Just a sec... John is having a teledrama"

by rperazag May 23, 2010