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top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.
I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.
by rperazag July 7, 2010
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Luddism

"I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.
"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Stripper Prejudice

Social discrimination to which strippers are subjected due to their looks.
Stripper prejudice!... The fuckers cancelled my reservation.
by rperazag May 3, 2010
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Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.
A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."
by rperazag July 17, 2010
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