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Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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horrenda

In proofreading, list of typos, misspellings and assorted fuckups that must be corrected.
In life, the list of our major blunders.
Steven sent to me the draft of his new book to get my feedback. I found 139 major mistakes. I sent the horrenda to him, and now he doesn´t take my calls.
by rperazag May 3, 2010
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Lady Gagged

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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un-shit

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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Slut Machine

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)
Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.
by rperazag July 26, 2010
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the unfriendly digit

The bloody bastard waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy.
by rperazag July 8, 2010
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