rOb's definitions

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 3, 2005

sqump

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend

Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him

by Rob April 9, 2005

Wakefield High School

The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
28-1

Man, Wakefield took a HUGE Hot Carl of the northern region.

by Rob April 11, 2005

Spit-Twang

The act of spitting or hawking a loogie while simultaniously saying or attempting to say "twang!"

I spit while spinning around and it sounded like "spit-twang!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

Stefan Beater

A large, (sometimes blunt), object that is commonly used to clobber stefan. Often is in the from of a hockey stick.

Stefan came knockin' on my door at 3am so I hauled out my stefan beater and went on a mission.

by Rob April 11, 2005

Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005