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grunion

"Stacy is a grunion" or "Damn that Grunion she keeps on snorting"
by Rob July 23, 2004
mugGet the grunionmug.

Ass chowder

Matt Pandiscios ass excrement after a night of Chili
When Matt ate Sashas cooking out came the ass chowder
by Rob January 2, 2005
mugGet the Ass chowdermug.

moop

by Rob April 28, 2004
mugGet the moopmug.

eidola

A pirate faction is the game Star Wars Combine. Keir the gimp is well known for being in this faction
Eidola are pirates, the lot of them!
by Rob June 17, 2005
mugGet the eidolamug.

Knockin Boots

Banging a ho, or plain ole sex with the lady
Lats night my bitch and I were knockin boots all night
by Rob May 4, 2003
mugGet the Knockin Bootsmug.

Canada

A place with the best Homeland Security ever (the RCMP or Royal Canadian Mounted Police) not just some gay pick a color crap like in the US. But repremanded by many for not executing Avril Lavigne for being a poser if Canada even uses the Death Penalty at least they could have locked her up.
Canada is Cool
by Rob July 29, 2003
mugGet the Canadamug.

degauss

the act of pressing the "degauss" button on your computer monitor to be rewarded with a buzzing sound and an exciting dementation of the colors.

A computer that hasn't been degaussed for a fair amount of time is considered "fresh".

The longer the duration between degausses, the "twangier" the degauss will be. If you are patient enough to wait a few weeks without degaussing your monitor, you won't be disappointed with the twangage.

The "Degauss Scale®" is used to measure the amount of "twang" from a degauss. The scale is usually from 1-10.

1: The lowest score on the twang scale. you must have just degaussed your monitor a few seconds ago in order to have a twang rating this low.

2: weak. you must have recently degaussed your monitor.

3: low. a slight twang but not much color distortion.

4: below average. generally low amount of twang/gimpedness

5: average. this is the type of degauss you will usually get if you have gone about 30 mins without degaussing.

6: above average. a decent amount of twang duration and messed up gamma.

7: oooh gettin up there. a 7 is pretty good. this means you have a good amount of twang and your color probably messed up quite a bit.

8: This is a satisfying degauss. enough twang to keep you laughing.

9: an unhealthy amount of twang and buzzing. insane color distortion.

10: these suckers only come by once in a green moon. They are so absol-friggin-twangy that they can knock you out of your seat. 10's usually have about an 8 sec twang duration. pulling one of these off means you are a degauss pr0
i degaussed all the monitors in the computer lab. uber twang
by Rob April 11, 2005
mugGet the degaussmug.

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