Circumference of the waist
--------------------- x Number of taken to walk a foot
Your Shoe Size
This equation gives you your Wumbo Index number or "Wumbex"
Based on averages, a normal number would be under 5. Anything over 5
means you are Wumbo.
There is also a number of conditions associated with being wumbo, heres two examples:
1. Wumbo by proxy- People who hang around wumbo people so much that they two being to waddle
2. psychosomatic Wumbo- People who are not wumbo but waddle anyway
Noun - The study of wumbo. Also known as Wumbology.
Verb - The act of wumboing. Can be used in the forms wumbo, wumboing.
"You got it put to 'M' for 'mini' when it should be set to 'W' for wumbo."
"It's first grade, Spongebob."
"Wumbology, the study of wumbo."
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing," etc.