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dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 1, 2009
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MILKF

Damn, I'm horny AND thirsty. I sure could go for a MILKF right about now.
by pseudonympho February 1, 2009
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globe trottee

Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.
Oh my boys being a globe trottee over there so mike gets some attention!
by pseudonympho August 6, 2023
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Porn-Ops

porn-ops
(Pornography Operations)

When an operation takes place involving sexual actions of any kind for pleasure of viewing. Usually involves a recording device and uploading the recorded files to the internet. Less common but is still regarded under porn-ops when sexual activity is not recorded, but sold/viewed infront of a live audience.
Man I was lead role in a porn-ops this week! Go check out my vid.
by pseudonympho May 4, 2022
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Don King Kick

DonKing Kick

Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.
Dog.. look at Becky rockin that Don King Kick! She has to know what she looks like, right?
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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Blue Hair

In Southern California (could reach out further than Southern California though), the term is describing the elderly old women around the area. They for some odd reason have a blue tint to their grey hair.. so.. they are known as blue hairs.
Look at that blue hair! left blinker but turning right!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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lesmoline

(Lez•mole•een)

A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.
I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..

You think so?

In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!

bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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