pseudonympho's definitions

Alkaline VVater

Alkaline Vvater (spelled with two V’s)
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.

Hey may I please have a water?

I don’t have any!

What’s that in your hand?

Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

Ronny McDiesel

A nickname for someone who is acting like a sick perv
(Obviously a Ronald mcdonald type of weirdo)

Ohh that’s not cool, back up back way up, Ronny McDiesel..

by pseudonympho March 2, 2022

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

Blue Hair

In Southern California (could reach out further than Southern California though), the term is describing the elderly old women around the area. They for some odd reason have a blue tint to their grey hair.. so.. they are known as blue hairs.

Look at that blue hair! left blinker but turning right!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

MILKF

a lactating MILF

Damn, I'm horny AND thirsty. I sure could go for a MILKF right about now.

by pseudonympho February 1, 2009

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

Porn-Ops

porn-ops
(Pornography Operations)

When an operation takes place involving sexual actions of any kind for pleasure of viewing. Usually involves a recording device and uploading the recorded files to the internet. Less common but is still regarded under porn-ops when sexual activity is not recorded, but sold/viewed infront of a live audience.

Man I was lead role in a porn-ops this week! Go check out my vid.

by pseudonympho May 4, 2022