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noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
by pseudonympho December 01, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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