pro-nun-see-A-shun's definitions

gaybar

A tool used for prying apart fags who have become hung up.

"Father Flanagan, do you by chance happen to keep a gaybar around?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

Flaming Flipper

A sexual technique whereby a condom covered penis is swabbed with rubbing alcohol removing any lubricants. Aforementioned penis is quickly inserted into partners anus causing a vocalization akin to a porpose being set aflame.

"No, everythings fine officer. It was just the old Flaming Flipper."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

hung up

When appendage being inserted into partners body swells to the point of being irremovable.

"I didn't wear my watch! We're just hung up!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003

Homsar

military slang; short for homosexual seargent.

private:"blow me behind the barracks tonight homsar?"
homsar:"fuck you,you little weasel! get that peach out of your ass aand go get me a cup of coffee!!!!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun April 18, 2003

taco flavored kisses

A song made popular by Hennifer Lopez.

Three tacos, two tostados and a soda pop. Don't forget the hot sauce chulo!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 12, 2003

floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003