pete's definitions

pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.

Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

by Pete October 5, 2004

mech

An impractical machine used for combat purposes. Appearing in almost every anime, they are seen as all-powerful robot suits that are usually piloted by humans. In real life, a mech would be powerless. Due to inefficent legs and humanoid look, a mech would be an easy target, and once the legs are taken out, the machine's impracticality is exposed.

While many nerds are constantly seen raving about Megazord or Zoids one of those filthy excuses for weaponry could be taken down by a modern fighter plane.

by Pete January 13, 2004

Bouncy Girl

Gaz's second girlfriend, unbeknownst to Jen!

Hey Bouncy Girl, can I have a burger please!

by Pete December 6, 2004

terrillurgent

When dealing with an uprising in a foreign country, and not sure if the acts of violence are terrorism, an isurgency, or the work of guerillas

Today, terrillurgents killed 25 people in a suicide attack.

by Pete January 24, 2005

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass

The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.

After dinner, I am going to rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass for dessert.

by Pete December 29, 2004

Mexiarab

1. a Mexican Arab, a mexican that follows the Muslim faith

Holy Jew bags batman! An Mexiarab!

by Pete December 28, 2004