pete's definitions

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

Ripples

Very very fat kid

I kicked Ripples in his nuts.

by Pete October 4, 2003

male slave

a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.

jenna has a male slave he does everything she says

by pete October 6, 2003

complete and utter fag

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."

by Pete October 7, 2003

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

numb nut

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.

1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.

by Pete October 12, 2003

janfu

Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.

by Pete October 12, 2003