pete's definitions

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

by Pete March 18, 2004

fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.

He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.

by Pete August 23, 2003

D's B's

Abbreviated form of Dog's Bollocks meaning an object that is greatly admired.

Have you seen Jim's new motor? It's the D's B's!

by Pete January 6, 2005

Barrow

to fail at something that you think you are good at.
the sky a shot in football form 2feet away

you barrowed it (missing an unmisable shot in football

by pete May 13, 2005

Motion City Soundtrack

a band who with a kick ass moogist. best known for the song "my favorite accident" or "the future freaks me out"

Oh man i just went to that motion city soundtrack show and creamed my pants

by pete December 15, 2003