pete's definitions

tickle the undercarriage

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

by Pete April 13, 2004

cockmaster

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.

You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!

by pete August 10, 2004

GOF

The Game of Football, ie. the one and only thing in life that should matter. Origins traced to Michigan, specifcly Metro-Detroit/Rochester area. Originated by Coach Calvin Gross, of the Stoney Creek Cougars football team

CG- "When I was your age I played the GOF with broken arms and legs just to prove how tough I was, and then I punted Korean people...ok someone tell him the joke..."

by Pete August 15, 2004

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

by Pete January 30, 2005

metro sexual

Male that acts like a fag to score chicks.

Look at that metro sexual with his frosted hair, what a wanna be fag...

by PETE March 5, 2004

slutasaurus

A lady that performs sexual favours in exchange for money or a fake relationships with a man/woman. This is much more harsh than just 'slut'.

1: She sucked my dick
2: Yeah but you know shes a slutasaurus

by Pete February 25, 2004

phaggeltooth

1.) one or many teeth that are slightly crooked, sometimes straying far off the trail of the other teeth. Often comes from no braces or not wearing a retainer. Very irritating to look at. Upon giving head, the tooth will scrape and injure one's genitalia.

"Patrick's girlfriend has a phaggeltooth. I bet that shit hurts. He should only do her from behind." or "Man, that chick was hot, until I saw her phaggeltooth. I couldn't stop staring at it."

by Pete April 21, 2003