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smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.
Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.
by Pete November 21, 2003
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button mushroom

A very, very small penis.
I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!
by Pete November 20, 2004
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mexican wave

A wave where people in a crowd throw their hands in the air (and often rubbish) in a consecutive manner moving around a stadium. Often seen at cricket and rugby games. Sometimes when the game is really exciting (or boring).
Hey look Ford, there's a hell mexican wave happening.
by Pete April 3, 2004
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Barrow

to fail at something that you think you are good at.
the sky a shot in football form 2feet away
you barrowed it (missing an unmisable shot in football
by pete May 13, 2005
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anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!
I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.
by Pete November 1, 2004
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Jello

A nickname you give to an attractive female
Danielle is a jello fo sho!
by pete November 21, 2004
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janfu

Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.
by Pete October 12, 2003
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