pete's definitions

smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.

by Pete November 21, 2003

button mushroom

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

by Pete November 20, 2004

mexican wave

A wave where people in a crowd throw their hands in the air (and often rubbish) in a consecutive manner moving around a stadium. Often seen at cricket and rugby games. Sometimes when the game is really exciting (or boring).

Hey look Ford, there's a hell mexican wave happening.

by Pete April 3, 2004

Barrow

to fail at something that you think you are good at.
the sky a shot in football form 2feet away

you barrowed it (missing an unmisable shot in football

by pete May 13, 2005

anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!

I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.

by Pete November 1, 2004

Jello

A nickname you give to an attractive female

Danielle is a jello fo sho!

by pete November 21, 2004

janfu

Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.

by Pete October 12, 2003