pete's definitions

Barrow

to fail at something that you think you are good at.
the sky a shot in football form 2feet away

you barrowed it (missing an unmisable shot in football

by pete May 13, 2005

janfu

Military accronym during the second World War. Joint Army Navy Fuck Up.

by Pete October 12, 2003

brausages

Folds of flesh created by tight bra straps.

She shouldn't be wearing that skin-tight top considering the size of her brausages.

by Pete August 22, 2003

Pieman

An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.

Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!

by Pete October 6, 2004

clothesline

a head high tackle in rugby

"he clotheslined that guy"

by Pete January 20, 2004

anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!

I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.

by Pete November 1, 2004

deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004