pete's definitions
When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
by Pete March 18, 2004
Get the Crusty Craig mug.by Pete January 29, 2003
Get the woggle mug.by Pete April 29, 2004
Get the ball hand mug.A idiot who sent america into war for no reason there were no "weapons of mass destruction".They found a few chemical trucks which just contained medical supplies.He went over there to gain oil and to chase the "terroist threat" even though the country with the largest amount of weapons is good ol america lets think how many weapons saddam has o yea a few rocks and some mars bars wow he was a tyrant.George W. Bush biggest moron to grace this planet and then to be voted in tut tut America tut tut
by Pete January 11, 2004
Get the George W. Bush mug.by Pete February 25, 2005
Get the Fat Cunt mug.a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.
uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
by pete February 21, 2005
Get the creepy e mug.the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
by Pete November 26, 2002
Get the E-ffection mug.