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creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?
by pete February 21, 2005
mugGet the creepy emug.

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"
by Pete November 26, 2002
mugGet the E-ffectionmug.

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"
by Pete March 18, 2004
mugGet the vertical lipsmug.

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.
I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off
by Pete February 25, 2005
mugGet the Fat Cuntmug.

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.
"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"
by Pete June 4, 2004
mugGet the hessianmug.

shabalazam

exclamation; some kind of victory has been achieved.
aw schnizzle! that shit went down! shabalazam!!!
by Pete May 3, 2003
mugGet the shabalazammug.

spotted dog

by Pete January 20, 2004
mugGet the spotted dogmug.

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