pete's definitions
If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.
Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?
2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
by Pete October 5, 2004
Get the pissethmug. The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 22, 2005
Get the bell end cheddarmug. A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps
by pete March 3, 2004
Get the cuntflappermug. Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.
by Pete November 17, 2003
Get the Segmug. Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.
by Pete June 5, 2004
Get the n00bsmug. by pete May 21, 2003
Get the turdmug. What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
by Pete October 24, 2004
Get the splatter specialmug.