pete's definitions
a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.
uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
by pete February 21, 2005

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
by Pete November 26, 2002

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
by Pete March 18, 2004

by Pete February 25, 2005

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.
by Pete June 4, 2004

by Pete May 3, 2003

by Pete January 20, 2004
