pete's definitions

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

by Pete October 25, 2004

gauge

The Hottest underground porn star ever, she'll do anything, bj's, D.p's, dry anal, cum shots, handstand anal. everything...

Guage loves it up the butt.

by Pete September 3, 2003

clown

Gary Megson, the Albion manager

Megson, you fuckin clown!

by Pete September 24, 2004

roxilla

A beastly, black haired dog. Can sometimes be referred to as roxy. Loves food and is one of the most terrifying dogzilla from the japanese island

No!!!! Not Roxilla the beastly, black haired dog. At least shes not pulling a danny.

by Pete December 30, 2004

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

Wall-mopoly

1.Any store chain, which is insanely rich and widespread, simply because it has cheap products and has more Mexican illegals working for it secretly than MEChA and the INS can count.
2.Any small-business destroying retail store.

Damn, not another wall-mopoly.

by Pete December 17, 2003

pt

Prick Tease - a Tease

damn that girl is hot, but she's nothing but a prick tease.

by Pete November 24, 2004