pete's definitions

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

clown

Gary Megson, the Albion manager

Megson, you fuckin clown!

by Pete September 24, 2004

sapos

stands for such a piece of shit

that computer is SAPOS

by Pete March 6, 2005

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.

My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

by pete March 18, 2004

gavacho

an american, particulary a white man(spanish insult)

look at that pinche gavacho thinking he is somebody

by Pete February 9, 2004

Shithead

Another old man, trying to forget that he's an old man by going to a student pub. It doesn't work though, we all know that he is SHITHEAD

Hey, there's Shithead with his ugly woman

by Pete February 25, 2005