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fuzzy duck

A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."

People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."

Simple but hilarious
person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!
by Pete October 15, 2004
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talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).
Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.
by Pete June 19, 2006
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pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.
Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
by Pete October 5, 2004
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Albion fan

Someone who stupidly follows the football team "West Bromwich Albion". These people are normally big-headed and know fuck all about anything they claim to know about. See twat, cunt, arsehole
Look at that twat. Typical fuckin' Albion fan
by Pete September 24, 2004
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cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????
by pete March 3, 2004
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methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face
Jim gave Eric a methane facial
by Pete September 26, 2003
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buftieboy

michael maindron is a buftieboy
by Pete February 13, 2004
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