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cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

cuddlepuppet 

Someone who is so cute you just want to stick your hand up their shirt and spoon them forever.
"Oh Klaus, you are my cuddlepuppet!"

"Oh, Livermittens".
cuddlepuppet by Agentlover September 30, 2006

cuddleability

the measure of how cuddleable a person is

Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
A pretty woman wearing a cashmere cardigan would have a high level of cuddleability.
A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.
( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.
cuddleman by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Cuddlenuts 

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.
"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"
Cuddlenuts by wayvern November 28, 2003

cuddlesaurus 

one who gives or receives cuddles
Eric's girlfriend was a cuddlesaurus and he liked it.
cuddlesaurus by Ericasaurus November 22, 2006