oh shit i'm dead's definitions

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006

steven adler

The only original member of Guns N' Roses not to have a definition. (Before you say Izzy Stradlin, look up "Izzy").

Though he was a shit drummer (Never had a drumming lesson, didn't own an actual drumkit till he was 18), he still deserves some recognition

by oh shit i'm dead February 20, 2005

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

psychology

Mostly bullshit. Every time someone attempts to psychoanalyse me, they fail miserably.

Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.

by oh shit i'm dead March 4, 2005

fashion

People trying to look cooler than eachother by wearing the same clothes

Last casual clothes day at my school, 50% of the people in my year wore polo shirts.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 8, 2005

fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

cunt

For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.

I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.

by oh shit i'm dead May 13, 2005