22 definitions by oh shit i'm dead

fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

by oh shit i'm dead February 5, 2005

fashion

People trying to look cooler than eachother by wearing the same clothes

Last casual clothes day at my school, 50% of the people in my year wore polo shirts.

by oh shit i'm dead January 8, 2005

karate

the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies

Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

appetite for destruction

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.

1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

Cigar

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.

by oh shit i'm dead February 6, 2005

pop music

A style of music which is judged by those who like it more on the appearance of those singing it than the music.

Britney Spears is hot. She MUst be extremely talented.

by oh shit i'm dead October 19, 2004

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

by oh shit i'm dead January 25, 2005