power

Power is most simply defined in Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's the ratio of work to time. See below for an interesting usage of "power."

<crazychik> i know i have all the power in our relationship
<geekguy> Power is work/time. And work is force*displacement. And since you never move off your fat ass, you're not causing any displacement, which in turn, means you have no power.
<crasychik> sha up nerd

by no_one_2000 January 10, 2005

dAIMn

It's what you say when the AOL Instant Messenger screws up. And based solely on its definition, you'll be saying this at least twenty times a day before downloading a new chatting program.

The extra advantage to using this term is that, if said correctly, sounds a bit more "gangsta." See dayamn.

Mike: So Phil, what do you think?
Mike has signed off
Mike has signed on
Mike: What the hell? It did it again!
Phil: dAIMn! Let's chat on MSN, kay?
Mike: Word.

by no_one_2000 February 13, 2005

dot^3

A clever way of denoting an ellipsis (those three dots "..."). It's commonly used after an idiot makes a stupid remark.

<tehn00bz0r> hey wat iz teh numbar for 911?
<Scr33nName> dot^3

by no_one_2000 January 09, 2005

!##&

"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.

<n00b> OMG HOW U KIL ME U MUST B !##&
<me> Stfu, n00b.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

To be or not to be

"To be or not to be, that is the question." It is believed that Shakespeare was actually a Java programmer and this famous line was originally recorded as

boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);

But that's just a legend... ;-)

...And according to boolean logic, the question is true.

by no_one_2000 January 04, 2005

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

x0r

A suffix that enhances the 1337ness of a word or statement. Common -x0r words are h4x0r, sux0r, fux0r, r0x0r, b0x0r, c0x0r, dix0r, jox0r, and sex0r. Any word that ends with a -cks sound can easily adopt the -x0r ending. See also z0r, the similar suffix used for words that do not have the -cks ending. (pwnz0r, etc.)

- omg!!!!1111111oneone i am t3h h4x0r
- wtf u sux0r
- my gf sux0red my c0x0r last night
- d00d u totally r0x0r my b0x0rz
- fux0r! windoze crashed and i lost meh file!

by no_one_2000 January 22, 2005