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lol

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.
Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok
by no_one_2000 September 3, 2005
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120

120 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL!" See 5.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.
The factorial of five (5!) is 120.

So, the factorial of LOL (5) is 120. LOL! = 120
You have a 56k dial-up modem? Hahaha! 120
by no_one_2000 August 9, 2004
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power

Power is most simply defined in Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's the ratio of work to time. See below for an interesting usage of "power."
<crazychik> i know i have all the power in our relationship
<geekguy> Power is work/time. And work is force*displacement. And since you never move off your fat ass, you're not causing any displacement, which in turn, means you have no power.
<crasychik> sha up nerd
by no_one_2000 January 9, 2005
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!##&

"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.
<n00b> OMG HOW U KIL ME U MUST B !##&
<me> Stfu, n00b.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005
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3.4

"All the time" or "constantly."

It's derived from the term 24/7. 24/7 is actually a fraction, so we can calculate it in its repeating decimal form. 24/7=3.428571...

"3.4" is just used because it's much easier to type and say than the previously mentioned decimal equivalent.
Joe: OH NOES I GOTS TEH SHITZ!!!!111 I think im SICK AGAIN! =-o :-\
Phil: You're sick 3.4, you really need to go to the doctor... or go to bed at a normal time... OR stop eating fast food every day...
by no_one_2000 February 9, 2005
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Alt + 0160 is a space character. It's the equivelant of &nbsp; and can be used over and over again in HTML to actually make large spaces, as Alt + 032 (typical space character) will not let you do that.

Plus, it's good for using in forums or any text area box where you have to submit information and don't want to. Most sites filter out spaces and don't count them as a character, but Alt+0160 works every time.

The perfect invisible character brought to you by Windows ASCII Character Set.
by no_one_2000 August 9, 2004
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shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.
<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.
by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005
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