no_one_2000's definitions

Press F1

On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.

<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005

x0r

A suffix that enhances the 1337ness of a word or statement. Common -x0r words are h4x0r, sux0r, fux0r, r0x0r, b0x0r, c0x0r, dix0r, jox0r, and sex0r. Any word that ends with a -cks sound can easily adopt the -x0r ending. See also z0r, the similar suffix used for words that do not have the -cks ending. (pwnz0r, etc.)

- omg!!!!1111111oneone i am t3h h4x0r
- wtf u sux0r
- my gf sux0red my c0x0r last night
- d00d u totally r0x0r my b0x0rz
- fux0r! windoze crashed and i lost meh file!

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005

 

Alt + 0160 is a space character. It's the equivelant of &nbsp; and can be used over and over again in HTML to actually make large spaces, as Alt + 032 (typical space character) will not let you do that.

Plus, it's good for using in forums or any text area box where you have to submit information and don't want to. Most sites filter out spaces and don't count them as a character, but Alt+0160 works every time.

The perfect invisible character brought to you by Windows ASCII Character Set.

see?

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005

3.4

"All the time" or "constantly."

It's derived from the term 24/7. 24/7 is actually a fraction, so we can calculate it in its repeating decimal form. 24/7=3.428571...

"3.4" is just used because it's much easier to type and say than the previously mentioned decimal equivalent.

Joe: OH NOES I GOTS TEH SHITZ!!!!111 I think im SICK AGAIN! =-o :-\
Phil: You're sick 3.4, you really need to go to the doctor... or go to bed at a normal time... OR stop eating fast food every day...

by no_one_2000 February 9, 2005

dAIMn

It's what you say when the AOL Instant Messenger screws up. And based solely on its definition, you'll be saying this at least twenty times a day before downloading a new chatting program.

The extra advantage to using this term is that, if said correctly, sounds a bit more "gangsta." See dayamn.

Mike: So Phil, what do you think?
Mike has signed off
Mike has signed on
Mike: What the hell? It did it again!
Phil: dAIMn! Let's chat on MSN, kay?
Mike: Word.

by no_one_2000 February 12, 2005

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

!##&

"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.

<n00b> OMG HOW U KIL ME U MUST B !##&
<me> Stfu, n00b.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005