11 definitions by murray

Top Definition
means fat hairy bitch. Similar to shaving down a big foot and teacher her to speak. Be warned... fat hairy bitches cannot walk a flight of steps, but they can climb the fuck out of a tree. Gooniegoogoo is not some new spanish shit...do not call your buddy sanchez a gooniegoogoo.
watch "Eddie Murphy - Delirious" for further explanation)
Get back into your gooniegoogoo-mobile and get the fuck out! (fat hairy bitch mobile)
by Murray December 23, 2003
verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
by Murray June 29, 2004
To completely obliterate, reduce to pulp.
"If you don't piss off, I'm going to robocop you."
He had been absolutely robocopped by the frieght train.
by Murray October 18, 2004
acronymn: "That's A Big Fat Ass"

Can also be used as a NOUN referring to one with a large gludious maximus.
1: Yummy, POPEYES!
2: Sho girl, don't eat that shit. Youse a tabfa.
by murray December 02, 2003
A person who participates in a cult which resides in a big hall where there is singing, dancing, humming and rimmming
"I'm mighty proud to be a stomper"
by Murray April 27, 2003
Located near camp otterdale, between smiths falls and perth Ontario, Canada. Sign for poonamalie is disguised with a green ministry sign with a yellow beaver off to the side. Poonamalie is a whoring and prostitution camp secluded from civilization, where no sick fetish is withheld. sick fucking bastards I tell ya.
Let's all get respected at poonamalie
(please see definition for "respect" by Murray)
by Murray December 21, 2003
a pejorative used in place of "sex"
show me some gender....
gimme some gender....
got some gender last night...
I think i got herpes from that prostitute gendering...
by Murray December 21, 2003

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