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eye-skating

When you're reading a boring book out of duty, and your eye just slides over the words without engaging your brain..
'I tried to revise for the exam last night... but it was just eye-skating -- nothing stuck in the mind..'
by mikroth December 22, 2008
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blogadoccio

A variant on 'bragadoccio', bragging and showing off -- here referred to the attempt to foist a conceited vision of yourself on chat sites, blogs, etc.
'He's quite reasonable to talk to -- but on the web, it's all blogadoccio...'

'She's a damaged person -- so she tries to compensate on the internet with blogadoccio about her tit size, conquests, etc...'

'I've stopped hitting personal websites -- it's all blogadoccio...'
by mikroth October 29, 2007
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googletrawl

That rapid internet search you do to avoid exposing your ignorance..
Prof called my work 'desultory'... I had to do a quick googletrawl to find out whether that was a compliment or not ! Not !
by mikroth March 22, 2009
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infomaniac

Someone who showers you with useless information which you never asked for...
'The guy's such an infomaniac ! I just asked him for the train times, and he told me how many wheels each engine would have...'

'Darling, I said infomaniac not nymphomaniac...I don't want to hear all your day's office gossip straight after sex, puh-leaze..'

'Jeez, get me away from that infomaniac ... who wants to hear her business gossip at a chick party ?'
by mikroth October 2, 2007
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Urbanity

the sort of contrived, crass 'new word' based on some strained word-play, that has sadly become the norm on the Urban Dictionary...
'OK, what's the latest feeble, tortured Urbanity to show up onscreen today? What happened to real gritty slang ? Why has this site become a teenage playground ?'
by mikroth August 14, 2009
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retro-cringe

When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn't say, etc., the day before..
'I texted undying love to that chick at the party when I got home.. This morning, I'm having retro-cringe, bigtime..'
by mikroth February 10, 2009
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Tell me...

Bored response to current phrase-viruses :
'Know what..?' and 'How --- is that...?
A : 'Know what ? Four chix gave me their cellphone numbers at the club last night... How cool is that ?...'

B : 'Tell me...'(yawns)
by mikroth January 24, 2009
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