mikroth's definitions

Hallowgoodbuymas

A couple of puns to point a cynical view of that period from around Halloween to the New Year Sales which comes and goes in a tsunami of commerce...

'Jeez ! Halloween already ! We're into the hysteria of Hallowgoodbuymas now...'

'I'd love to be somewhere at this time of year far away from the stores, and lists of obligatory presents... I call it Hallowgoodbuymas...'

by mikroth November 19, 2007

yell-aloud

quick description without self-pity, for intense pain..

'What's it like having a sciatica attack ?'

'In one word -- yell-aloud...'

by mikroth December 22, 2008

Juno Watt

The most-talked about celeb of 2009... everyone's talking to her on their cellphones... in TV interviews... can't resist mentioning her to their friends...

'Juno Watt ? I think I may be pregnant...'

'Juno Watt ? I got tickets for Mariah's tour...

by mikroth December 12, 2009

hyposhit

The public outrage manufactured by those who want to cover their own dirty tracks by accusing others.

" 'Stop hounding politicians for cheating public funds -- they're only human; respect their privacy' -- What hyposhit !"

"Journalists, of all people, accusing politicians of fiddling their expenses ! How's that for hyposhit ?!"

by mikroth May 24, 2009

SAYCRAP

Acronym for

Stupid Acronyms You Can't Remember Anyway -- Pissoff...'

'Urban Dictionary.. great ! Read it ?'

'Nah -- full of SAYCRAP -- acronyms no-one remembers anyway...'

by mikroth October 10, 2009

Cokesi

When you want a drink, but hate to sound like a walking ad...

'Wanna Coke ?'

' mmm...Pepsi ?'

'OK, Cokesi -- let's go !'

by mikroth May 16, 2009

nooyer

Sums up everything you hate about New Year's Eve celebrations -- 'nooyer' signifies the meaningless behaviour of louts at that time,'Nooyer' signifies celebs having the time of their lives on camera (and often pre-recorded in late summer...)

'We went down to the pub for a celebratory drink -- but it was full of nooyer shouting and binge and vomit...'

'Nothing on TV tonite but Nooyer plastic jollity and second-rank celeb media exposure...'

by mikroth January 11, 2008