foist

Wearside. Rancid male body odour.

Christ aal fuckin mighty, this room reeks o' yer fuckin foist, wor lad.

by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2007

foist

To be fat and mosit at the same time.

George was foist when he got out of the shower.

by Chris Beddow May 16, 2005

foist

to cum while shitting (pronounced fwa)

Max foisted when Martha gave him an HJ in the bathroom stall.

by Timson J October 4, 2007

Foisted

to impose an unwelcome or unnecessary person or thing on to somebody; to pass an unwanted employee on to another employer without firing them.

Jimmy Kimmel foisted a limp employee to Larry David on the show 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

by ursiamesetwin February 10, 2018

Foist

It's like fisting.
With your foot.

i fucking foisted that bitch.

by Destoyer of Worlds July 17, 2010

foisted

(noun) Getting fisted with a little more "oh."

He foisted me 'til I walked funny.

by C-Team Podcast March 31, 2016

Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 3, 2022