lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 08, 2004

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

HAUF

A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face

Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.

by mick November 20, 2004

Operation Iraqi Freedom

A cop out name chosen because Operation Iraqi Liberation has the initails O.I.L.

We're in Iraq for O.I.L.

by Mick March 09, 2004

rorted

To prove someones stupidity or pay them out.

Guy hooks up with chick
next day she says:
"when im drunk i settle for less"
this guy got rorted in front of his friends

by mick May 13, 2005

kadonkedonk

bigger than a budonkadonk

one really big booty

by Mick November 01, 2004

hallzie

An Australian term for someone who is a champ, good looking or pulls lots of roots. Usually only used for males.

Man Hallzie, your so Hallzie!

by Mick March 06, 2008