mick's definitions

broze

A difficult or testing situation. Usually uttered by a farmer after his tractor broke as silage was being made, or other vital agricultural times.

Bejaysus me feckin tractor broke, such a broze!

by Mick April 18, 2005

Dimbleby

Named after the annoying TV presenter David Dimbleby, a spineless little gibbering cretin-cum-social commentator, meaning someone who is a complete and utter waste of space...

That toadying Prime Minister Blair is a Dimbleby with bar.

by Mick December 7, 2003

rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by Mick October 15, 2004

foolball

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

by Mick January 5, 2005

cock

1.) a rooster
2.) to pull back on

1.) my gigantic cock outweighed the others at the cock weighing fair.
2.) I cocked my shotgun.

by Mick April 4, 2004

Funone

a mentally retarded person

Look at that noobie, he's such a funone!

by Mick January 9, 2004

Hamster

A fly chick. Simular to the usage of "dime piece."

"Yo Son, I had this HAMSTER back in the day - she was fly as hell kidddd."

by mick March 10, 2004