j town

A so-called institute of learning. Basically a place to go for people who don't want to work but aren't smart enough to attend a real university. Densely populated by GAA heads and the like.

Fuck it mammy, i didn't get into queen's, i suppose i'll have to go to j town instead.

by Mick April 18, 2005

bejaysus

Term of exclamation used by many inhabitants of rural ireland

Bejaysus that was a mighty feed woman!

by Mick April 18, 2005

grundle

sweaty, stinky section between ball sack and rectum that girls tend to love to lick. the grundle was made famous my matt lantz.

mick kaywood plays with his grundle.

by mick March 17, 2005

nintendo 64

To have sex with more than one person

I played Nintendo 64 with my girlfriend last night and her best friend.

by Mick March 21, 2005

Dimbleby

Named after the annoying TV presenter David Dimbleby, a spineless little gibbering cretin-cum-social commentator, meaning someone who is a complete and utter waste of space...

That toadying Prime Minister Blair is a Dimbleby with bar.

by Mick December 07, 2003

hallzie

An Australian term for someone who is a champ, good looking or pulls lots of roots. Usually only used for males.

Man Hallzie, your so Hallzie!

by Mick March 06, 2008

dirtied up

To make something or someone dirty

She dirtied up my car when she used it!

by Mick March 21, 2005