matthew pryce's definitions

Galloper

Derived from the film 'Ong Bok' - A galloper is one who behaves in a certain unbridled manner in respect to any situation. It's obviously a reference to the stiff gait of a wild stallion clopping across the land. One who is acting outside of the realm of proper demeanor is a galloper.

Did you see what that galloper Jermaine did last night?

by Matthew Pryce July 3, 2006

going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.

Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!

by Matthew Pryce July 10, 2006

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

platinum sombrero

Striking out five times in one baseball game.

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

whiffing

Striking out swinging.

Rich Monteleone was on tonight, all the opposing batters were whiffing.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

Pussy Wussy

A general insult aimed at lesser men.

Don't screw with me pussy wussy.

by Matthew Pryce August 3, 2006

pisshouse

When one feels the urge to relieve their stretched bladders, but doesn't want to refer to the bathroom in such a reverant method, use pisshouse. It is uncouth.

Man, I gotta tinkle---where's the pisshouse?

by Matthew Pryce May 22, 2006