larry's definitions

parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004

gumpy

A term used in reference to gay male prisoners as an insult to a staight male prisoner.

Hey Meyers!, I heard you 'been fuckin' that gumpy in the shower!

by larry January 18, 2004

lars

big penis

dirty girls can't get enough of lars.

by larry February 12, 2004

fo shizzle

For Sure; derived from the Oakland bay area. It is a language code, like pig-latin. Popularized by Snoop Dogg.

Oh whattup my nizzle, this party is gonna be off the hizzle, fo shizzle.

by Larry May 13, 2005

rub down

to get embarrassed horribly

origins: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

wow zack zentner just got rubbed down!

by Larry July 29, 2004

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002

Metrosexual

Avon don

by larry November 6, 2003