larry's definitions

fucuasian

Someone who is not quite asian, not quite french, not quite native, but asks really stupid question in class just so she seems smart, and never makes any sense at all.

What a dumbass question! Thta fucuasian is a cunt.

by Larry April 13, 2004

bake a cake

the act of fellatio

Betty baked a cake for Barry last night.

by larry January 1, 2004

onavap

kids who intentionally mess up their hair to make it seem like they have just woken up

vap is the short word for onavap

orgins: san anslemo, CA, THE CHAMBER

wow that kid onavaps so much

by Larry July 29, 2004

Metrosexual

Avon don

by larry November 6, 2003

parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004

gumpy

A term used in reference to gay male prisoners as an insult to a staight male prisoner.

Hey Meyers!, I heard you 'been fuckin' that gumpy in the shower!

by larry January 18, 2004

lars

big penis

dirty girls can't get enough of lars.

by larry February 12, 2004