Definitions by larry

upstate new york 

A horrifically boring place to live. The "line" between upstate New York and downstate New York is the point at which you believe the landscape becomes more rural than what you are used to, so various definitions exist.

You know how upstaters say there's more to New York than New York City? Well what the hell are they talking about?! I go to college at SUNY Binghamton and I swear, there is NOTHING HERE.

upstate new york by Larry February 28, 2004

binghamton 

Hick Mecca

People in Hancock, Upstate (yes I'm not even giving them the dignity of having 'New York' after their town, I'm from the city) think that Binghamton is a big city.

binghamton by Larry February 28, 2004

lars 

big penis

dirty girls can't get enough of lars.

lars by larry February 12, 2004

gumpy 

A term used in reference to gay male prisoners as an insult to a staight male prisoner.

Hey Meyers!, I heard you 'been fuckin' that gumpy in the shower!

gumpy by larry January 18, 2004

Rubbing the precious 

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

Rubbing the precious by Larry January 18, 2004

sotp 

Acronym: "Seat Of The Pants"

Used to describe automotive performance upgrades while posting messages on automotive forums. It reflects how performance upgrades actually "feel" to the driver.

I just added a turbo to my car and the sotp is phenominal!

I changed my exhaust system to a high performance version but noticed little, to no sotp.

sotp by Larry January 2, 2004

donuts 

Hawaiian for black eyes (as in from being hit in the eye).

Brah, you want I give you one donut!

donuts by Larry January 1, 2004