Hampster Dink

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters

The kid has a hampster dink

by larry April 28, 2003

Shoja

Unit of scientific measure used to express anything and everything. It is as the mol, only more inclusive.

There are 13 shoja of words in that carton of ice cream.

by Larry October 15, 2004

TWAB

a group of AWESOME people

im gonna go on a hike with that twab cuz theyre so cool

by Larry November 09, 2003

domokun

The symbol of anti-masturbation.

as seen in: "Everytime you mastrubate, god kills a kitten."

by Larry November 23, 2004

SM-Mess

Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.

by Larry March 31, 2008

Unique

Doing or believing in different things than most.

Sarah is unique.

by Larry September 21, 2003

pussy-whipped

One that has to ask Deb permission before anyhting

Deb can I play golf with the Boys on Friday

by Larry July 28, 2003