jimbo's definitions

vitto

a kickass nickname!!

yo vitto...

by Jimbo May 15, 2004

hail damage

Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind

She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.

by JIMBO October 8, 2003

Lemon

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

by jimbo January 26, 2005

meep

a very sexy, gorgeous, amazing lass, who has a good personality, and is in one word, perfect

i'm going out with meep
i wish i was going out with mep because shes so cool

by jimbo May 16, 2003

puke and rally

Perserverance in the face of gastro-intestingal rejection.

"She's coming over here to talk to you. Your drunk ass better puke and rally pronto!"

by jimbo December 31, 2003

george w bush

absoulte and compelete wanker who knows nothing of the world outside the rich and easy life his fathers oil money provided for him.

there is so much anti-bush propaganda going around and most of it is from america. americans say how stupid he is but he has been voted in for a second term as president...by americans...what does that say about the american people?

by jimbo January 4, 2005

eVoVia

Home planet of the eVo race.
The Island of eVo can be found on Pluto, the planet which recently was disgarded from our solar system because it's shit.

eVoVia consists of 1 island, on this island there are the eVovians: see water based creatures

The land is ran by: Chinese - to make rice.
Prof. Jim: Creates inventions to benifit those of the island: see Magnetic Road Surface and/or Druggie

The Jesus: Founder of the Temple Of Ja, situated on eVo peak: see Huge Mountain and/or Stoner
John: The pimp of eVoVia, he seeks to pwnage women 24/7: see God's Gift and/or LSD fan

Not many people have returned from eVo island to tell the tale, this is because eVo island is so good that you woulden't wish to return to this dump ever again.

More info: see Stoners . Druggies . Suicidal . Overactive Imagination . Crime Scene Investigatiors . Loonies . evo.org.uk

Man evo is king
Man evo is legend
Man..evo is stoned

by Jimbo December 10, 2004