jimbo's definitions

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo May 13, 2005

fore skin

The small cloth neck ornament of a French person

That's a beautiful foreskin it really matches your jacket

by JIMBO March 19, 2005

chinjob

The act of rubbing ones chin vigorously on anothers dirty crack, giving a goatie beard type effect.

Hey Daz, call that a goatie? Looks like you've been giving Jamie a chinjob.

by Jimbo August 27, 2004

Mullet

A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.

Look at my long, flowing, mullet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

yit

poo which is very yum

this poo is very yum

by jimbo June 10, 2006

lucky piere

A poof, The bussiest botter in a 3-line bum chain

You lucky piere you

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Theodore G.

Definitively Not Theo Goldrach

A: What's a Theodore G.
B: Definitely not Theo Goldrach even though he likes to think so.

by Jimbo March 15, 2005