jimbo's definitions

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

Yeast powder biscuit

An extremely smelly eye-curling shit

Oh darling did you have to do such a yeast powder biscuit before our friewnds come round?

by Jimbo October 28, 2004

Mullet

A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.

Look at my long, flowing, mullet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

yit

poo which is very yum

this poo is very yum

by jimbo June 10, 2006

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

fuel

meaning a person is decent looking

"Dude, you see that girl"
"Yea she fuel."

by Jimbo August 17, 2003

chinjob

The act of rubbing ones chin vigorously on anothers dirty crack, giving a goatie beard type effect.

Hey Daz, call that a goatie? Looks like you've been giving Jamie a chinjob.

by Jimbo August 27, 2004