jimbo's definitions

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

cheeseheads

a bunch of redneck dumbass greenbay fans

Look at those cheese heads work on a farm

by jimbo March 18, 2003

Bayner

Its another word for boner
(i got it off a medication my mom takes called bayer)

Dude i got a bayner lookin at her today.

by Jimbo October 29, 2004

big head

Adjective: Somebody who thinks they are all that

That big headed boy thinks he can cross me.

by Jimbo April 23, 2003

skin me

to slowly peel back the foreskin of a really nice cock...or so they tell me

Mom please don't, you know i like it better when uncle jeff is here to skin me.

by JIMBO March 19, 2005

Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

by Jimbo February 13, 2005

internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003