jimbo's definitions

Fifty Seven

The magical number that was handed down through the ages to the keepers of the sleech.

Can often be heard being called out in dark wet winter evenings as a protection rite.

"Fifty fifty seven. Fifty fifty fifty seven.

by Jimbo January 26, 2005

McGuilt

The Guilt felt after eating a McDonalds meal by a person who, in principle, disagrees with everything McDonalds is and stands for.

I was so hungry and all i could find was a McDonalds so i ordered a large Big Mac meal and three cheesburgers and two large shakes.....and a couple of extra fries. Then i got The McGuilt and the McSweats.

by jimbo January 27, 2005

McSweats

Medic. More common form of the meat sweats experienced by McDonalds eaters globally. Profuse persperation experienced from excessive McDonalds "meat" eating.

Grandma always told me three to six square McDonalds meals a day, which i stuck to for three years. I began to sweat all the time especially after eating my fifth double quarter punder with cheese of the day and the Doctor diagnosed me with the McSweats.

by Jimbo January 27, 2005

plebb

noun somebody who is complete crap at everything and cant do anything rite, and to be honest is a complete noob at everything. generally used as an insult

1. you plebb

2. your such a plebb

3. you gay assed horse raping mother fucking retarded spasticated asswipe plebb

by jimbo January 27, 2005

Mo Fo

o sho wo o so mo fo fo yo mo fo no o do dyo wo so

ho mo fo wo ho no o co no wo yo co mo so o tho po o wo mo io jo ho o YO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo February 3, 2005

Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

by Jimbo February 13, 2005

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo May 13, 2005