jimbo's definitions

Alpha

A male coward; A misogynist; A vile miscreant that wishes or causes harm or death to women; A gutless ignoramus. One who stalks women. cowardwhimppussysissychickenstalker

When Jimbo noticed the little Alpha harassing an innocent woman, he knocked him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp.

by Jimbo December 10, 2004

umpenese

a type of blow job.

Yo, suck my balls umpenese stlye!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo May 13, 2005

Pillow king

some one who is the king of pillows in the bedroom aka PK aka James lorraine

(see pillow fucker)

"james is the king of all pillows"
"HEY PK HOWS YOUR PILLOWS"

by jimbo May 26, 2004

wednesdayite

A supporter of the blue and white half side of sheffield.

ayup son, is thi a wednesdayite?

by Jimbo March 17, 2004

peloton

I believe that peloton means the main pack of riders. In a race you would have the superhuman leaders out in front, then the rest would be grouped together in the peloton.


The definition at dictionary.com says that it is a small military group, or platoon.

It comes from the french word for "small pellet".



Someone please correct or elaborate if necessary.

Lance Armstrong was far ahead of his team, most of whom were in the peloton.

by Jimbo July 20, 2004

wood duck

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004