jimbo's definitions

pasting

When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.

Aw man, You just got pasted!

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

george w bush

absoulte and compelete wanker who knows nothing of the world outside the rich and easy life his fathers oil money provided for him.

there is so much anti-bush propaganda going around and most of it is from america. americans say how stupid he is but he has been voted in for a second term as president...by americans...what does that say about the american people?

by jimbo January 4, 2005

meep

a very sexy, gorgeous, amazing lass, who has a good personality, and is in one word, perfect

i'm going out with meep
i wish i was going out with mep because shes so cool

by jimbo May 16, 2003

vitto

a kickass nickname!!

yo vitto...

by Jimbo May 15, 2004

cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

by Jimbo December 12, 2003

Lemon

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

by jimbo January 26, 2005

hail damage

Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind

She looks great but has a lot of hail damage.

by JIMBO October 8, 2003