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herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.
he has a herfus.
by jim October 29, 2003
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blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick
I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!
by jim October 3, 2003
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numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge
"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"
by Jim July 14, 2003
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queff

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise
We were doing doggy when she queffed.
by jim May 9, 2004
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max dawes

the best person in the whole world better than the king better than god better than the devil better than evrythin the best 4 short
im am max dawes
by jim February 10, 2004
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jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.
"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"
by jim February 17, 2004
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Wunderfun

Misspelled wunderful during chat
Could be applied to any thing wunderfull
by Jim January 14, 2005
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