473 definitions by jim

When during sex, you can't find a condom to use, so you improvise and find items around you to make one.
Last night, Mitchel Burgess had to mcgyver a dirty sock and a rubberband before he blew his load into some swamp donkey he met on the street.
by Jim January 14, 2004
The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.
<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."
by Jim February 03, 2005
Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.
Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place
by jim April 24, 2005
The large biomechanical brain from the metroid games. It was featured as a boss in 3 of the games. The mother brain is a giant brain in a glass case that acted as a giant computer for the space pirate forces. It bears one large eye capable of launching energy attacks and has indestructable gun turrets protecting it. The mother brain gets its energy from long columns of nerves in her chamber called zebetites. In Metroid for NES, Samus had to destroy zebetite barriers to get to the mother brain. In super metroid for the SNES, The mother brain had a huge bio-mechanical body built for the sole perpous of killing samus. In this form it had a hyper eye beam, and was able to spew projectiles at samus.
The mother braind is a bitch to kill!
by Jim October 02, 2005
The name of the "hero" of Madness combat, and the following episodes by the flash animator Krinkles. His name is revealed in episode 5, "Madness Apotheosis" on a wanted sign.
Hank J. wimbleton is the most badass mofo ever!
by Jim August 18, 2005
America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.
Roger Donlon was the first guy to recieve the Medal Of Honor in Vietnam.
by Jim February 27, 2004
the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.
dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.
by jim October 21, 2005
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.