jim's definitions

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

by jim October 29, 2003

blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick

I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!

by jim October 3, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

queff

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

by jim May 9, 2004

max dawes

the best person in the whole world better than the king better than god better than the devil better than evrythin the best 4 short

im am max dawes

by jim February 10, 2004

jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

by jim February 17, 2004

Wunderfun

Misspelled wunderful during chat

Could be applied to any thing wunderfull

by Jim January 14, 2005