jim's definitions

bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

by jim March 4, 2003

bits and pieces

slang: term used to describe the male genitalia

Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces!

by Jim September 11, 2003

nympho

According to Websters, a nympho is a spotted tree animal with webbed feet.

The nympho jumped on my shoulder.

by Jim August 2, 2003

latina

Latin women are very moody, jealous, fierce women that probably need a strong man to handlle them.

I've tried picking up on Latina's but they give me the "I don't go for white boys line" most of the time, the younger ones seem to be attracted to black and latin men some of the older ones go for white men, makes ya wonder if it's for the money...

who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? don't you know I"m loco....

by jim April 23, 2005

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

facebook

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

by jim March 8, 2005

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003