jesse's definitions

muslav

the god russian pop star

"look, it's Muslav! I'm going to get his autograph on my hairy chest."

by jesse May 3, 2004

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

lowrider

a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.

yo mang,Ill run you over in my lowrider sa

by jesse February 12, 2004

urban-dictionary.com

a site used for looking up words that your afraid to ask your parents

i just looked up ghetto on www.urbandictionary.com

by Jesse December 31, 2003

Kittie

Pussy or just a great piece of ass. Use it when shoping with grandma and friends.

While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"

by Jesse February 26, 2005

thass

Thass; the thigh / ass crease or more importantly the lack there of.

Her ass has become one with her thigh , where there was once once a seperation there is no more.

by Jesse May 13, 2005

oopsie

when u think u have to fart but then u shit

On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.

by Jesse March 30, 2004