129 definitions by jesse

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by jesse March 11, 2004

ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by jesse April 25, 2003

streezza

Pizza that has been left, intentionally or otherwise, on the street. May or may not be edible.

I was having a bad night, but then I found half a streezza, so it didn't turn out too bad in the end.

by jesse March 24, 2005

teeth

used when speaking in a sort of code is a must. used to refer to tits, breasts, boobs, mammary glands or whatever else you want to call the sweet sweet mounds of glory on a female's chest.

Hey Jimmy, peep that dame over there she has nice teeth, but don't let ya girl see you.

by jesse February 14, 2005

ok computer

The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.

Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.

by jesse December 26, 2005

quadfuck

Its like a manage a trois, but four people.

After our double date, we had a quadfuck.

by jesse July 17, 2004

Roaches

Claiming your seat when you get up. Similar to fives, but, lasts longer than 5 minutes.

Just say "Roaches" when getting up out of your seat.

Or when you enter a room, and there's a seat available, you ask "Has this been roached?"

by jesse June 10, 2004