129 definitions by jesse

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

it pretty fucked up so why did u even bother looking it up! but it means fear of long words

he has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

by jesse March 3, 2005

clodass

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk

outta my way you clodass

by jesse November 18, 2003

graffiti

A form of art and expression. The world is each ones canvas.

by jesse September 14, 2003

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 30, 2004

the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 31, 2005

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

heat

Cocaine: blow, da white, The BUUtah, baah tear, the butter

Man I could use a pick me up, who's holding the heat?

by jesse August 19, 2004