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granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak
those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs
by jesse October 23, 2004
mugGet the granny's nestmug.

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person
1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.
by Jesse April 24, 2003
mugGet the R.Kellymug.

shower babies

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
by Jesse October 29, 2003
mugGet the shower babiesmug.

Hesha

whoever said it means hella is hella stupid! the real meaning is whatever you want it to be.
Oh hesha fuck! You hesha!
by Jesse June 7, 2003
mugGet the Heshamug.

can I get a piece

It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.
by Jesse April 25, 2004
mugGet the can I get a piecemug.

acid

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.
"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"

or

"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"
by Jesse March 6, 2005
mugGet the acidmug.

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.
"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."
by Jesse April 4, 2005
mugGet the Shrimp smackdownmug.

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