jesse's definitions

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 23, 2004

mexicoon

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon

lots of mexicoons live in texas

by Jesse June 2, 2004

pop-up

An advertisement that pops up on your computer screen when you least expect it.

This pop-up stopper is a joke!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

Point of Existence

An update to this word:

Point of Existence is a mod for the Battlefield seris starting with Battlefield:Veitnam and beyond.

This mod offers a wide base of weaponry, vehicals, and armys, which are all of the highest quality.

Some of the armys:
-USA
-Russia
-Sudan
-Germany
-Ukraine
~and more!~

This mod is great because the community atributes to it, and all that the community says is taken into consideration by the dev team.

POE owns any other mod that dares to cross it's path.

Living Ghost: Dude, Opteration Sabre is like one of the best maps besideds Blue Nile.
Kerry: Yeah, and I hope they keep working on those new army's, I can't wait until I get to test them.
Living Ghost: Hey, mayble they'll include Hungary? :)
Kerry: Oh jsut shut up about Hungary Ghost...

by Jesse September 14, 2005