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a way of saying masterbation
yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful
by Jesse June 16, 2003
Short for retard card, an r-card is a metaphor for how certain people with various learning disabilities will exploit every possible loophole in order to gain an academic advantage over their classmates. They will even use their r-card status to get other students in trouble for disputes caused by their own general rudeness.

Note: This does not apply to people who actually NEED assistance due to learning disabilities, but ONLY to those who go out of their way to exploit the minor disability they have.
Ben never did his dishes, so Steve put them on his bed in order to teach him a lesson. Ben got in Steve's face and then called the campus security and got Steve in trouble by busting out his R-Card.

He needs to have it taken away
by Jesse January 18, 2006
When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.
"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."
by Jesse April 04, 2005
V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.
I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?
by Jesse March 03, 2003
bitches who follow thier leader,
someone who cant fight alone,
someone scared of bigger kids so they get backup,
someone who thinks its cool so joins not knowing he's being the real "gangstas" bitch,
basically a dumbass who cant defend himself or stand alone also known as pussies,
"gangsta" yo fagot did u juss mak fun o my set bitch?
"me" dude i live here too
"gangsta"i gittin my dawgs on your ass yo
"me" dude shut the fuck up, and take me on alone
"gangsta" ahhh , suspect, lil joker,kid, lil devil, fuck come here im gittin some disrespect over here
by jesse February 17, 2005
What George W. Bush has turned the White House into.
See also: Republicans
by Jesse January 23, 2005
It's a Final Fantasy for little kids.

Easy, but okay.
I beat Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in one day, and I never died.
by Jesse January 26, 2004