jesse's definitions

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

sick

A person or situation which is very kee is sick. Not just averagely kee, but kee all the time. Even more kee than an oss guy.

"Ah, sick! That Mex is giving fake expertise!"

by Jesse May 3, 2004

nieh

like the word meh. Said by those who are lazy and don't have a real response.

Amy: are you going to the dance
Jeff: Nieh

by Jesse November 2, 2004

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

slippage

the act or result of too much lube on a sexual partner.

I was bangin her out but the lube caused some slippage and i fell and broke my hip.

by Jesse May 13, 2005

pisar

Spanish Word meaning fuck

" ese wey se va ir a pisar esa morra "

by Jesse May 13, 2005

tech deck time

best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video

yup

by jesse April 5, 2003