jesse's definitions

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006

mexicoon

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon

lots of mexicoons live in texas

by Jesse June 2, 2004

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 23, 2004

pop-up

An advertisement that pops up on your computer screen when you least expect it.

This pop-up stopper is a joke!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.

Jesse THEBODY .. yes..

by Jesse February 28, 2005