jd's definitions

witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

by JD May 31, 2003

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

spicsicles

thin, pointy sideburns, very common on young hispanic males, and also black and white copycats.

see above

by JD March 26, 2004

Beastishly dickish.

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

by JD May 19, 2005

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005

yak

Reffer,weed,herb,mary jane,ooh ohh snicky snicky

I smoked some ill yak nigga

by jd May 13, 2005