Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps
It's a combination of a twist of a shrimp and cheetos together.
Shrimp + Cheetos = shrimpeetos
Decoy 1- "Want a shrimpeeto?"
Decoy 2 - "What's that, what shrimpeetos."
Decoy 1- "It's shrimp and cheetos. the shrimp is covered with spicy cheeto crumbs, with extra butter, some oil, some spicy seasoning."
Decoy 2 - "Awwwww nice. Ok something different i might try that one day."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.