jared's definitions

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003

hibbidy hap

anything, usually makin out or sex

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night

by jared December 4, 2004

hourse

a hourse is a cop that takes both the side of the criminal and the cops with a price

"a hourse is a pig that don't fly straight"

by jared November 19, 2003

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

Halo 2

A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.

Go play Half-Life 2 instead. It's much better.

by Jared May 13, 2005

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005