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LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.
Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.
by Jared June 27, 2004
mugGet the LOSDmug.

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.
I follow Mattitude, baby!
by Jared January 27, 2005
mugGet the Mattitudemug.

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day
I have Chermak for my roomate
by Jared March 19, 2005
mugGet the Chermakmug.

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank
Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico
by Jared April 14, 2005
mugGet the cum burglermug.

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.
When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye
by Jared June 17, 2005
mugGet the Mushroom eyemug.

Japananese

"JAPANANESE!!!" exclaimed Jared
by Jared September 3, 2003
mugGet the Japananesemug.

meskney

Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway
by Jared December 16, 2003
mugGet the meskneymug.

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