jared's definitions

Squg

The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.

Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye

by JaRed January 27, 2015

Chinarican

A foreigner.

The man across the street is some kind of Chinarican or something.

by jared November 26, 2003

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

copout

nick name for content on the copout.net website.

Is there any new stuff on copout?

by Jared December 22, 2004

butt gnome

One who gives it up the ass.

Friggin gayass butt gnomes.

by Jared August 25, 2003

pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
See pimp
See hippie

That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.

by Jared October 29, 2003

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003