jared's definitions

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

Boogaerts

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.

Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!

by Jared April 4, 2005

blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

by Jared November 2, 2003

Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.

Kittie is just so damn cool.

by Jared February 14, 2005

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.

Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!

by Jared June 7, 2004

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002