jared's definitions

glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.

"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."

by jared September 10, 2004

hourse

a hourse is a cop that takes both the side of the criminal and the cops with a price

"a hourse is a pig that don't fly straight"

by jared November 19, 2003

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003

hibbidy hap

anything, usually makin out or sex

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night

by jared December 4, 2004

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

by Jared June 17, 2005