jared's definitions

Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

by Jared June 17, 2005

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV

Stop that Nugget

by Jared March 12, 2004

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005

vegan

basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!

by Jared May 13, 2005