Subscribe English
look up any word, like tittybong:

109 definitions by jared

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math
Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.
by Jared October 18, 2003
1 1
Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'
Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!
by Jared April 25, 2005
40 41
One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank
Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico
by Jared April 14, 2005
18 19
A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!
by Jared April 04, 2005
4 5
(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.
I fucking HEART New York!!!!!
by Jared March 23, 2005
83 84
A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.
Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC
by Jared March 21, 2005
5 6
coolness, a good thing,
dude that was qualijare
by Jared November 20, 2003
1 2