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black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff
my black book is so much bigger than urs man
by jared December 4, 2004
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Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.
Kittie is just so damn cool.
by Jared February 14, 2005
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Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'
"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"
by jared December 5, 2002
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double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.
Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!
by Jared June 7, 2004
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New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.
I fucking HEART New York!!!!!
by Jared March 23, 2005
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sexah

like sexy only more
"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."
by jared December 5, 2002
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parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.
"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"
by jared March 22, 2003
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