jared's definitions

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

Jit

Used as a mild herb in medicines

u got somma dat jit boi

by jared November 7, 2003

pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
See pimp
See hippie

That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.

by Jared October 29, 2003

Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV

Stop that Nugget

by Jared March 12, 2004

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003

vegan

basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!

by Jared May 13, 2005