j.1's definitions

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Whacky

A drink consisting of Vodka, Sprite, Mike's Hard Lemonade (strawberry) and Powerade. Causes an awesome euphoric lightheadedness that makes you wanna hump like a lion-monkey in Japan.

"Man i just had some whacky and now I wanna do that ginger. Don't know why."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Foog

An explicit expression that is synonymous to "fuck" but is used to not get in trouble. Usually said quickly to give a funny twist to it.

"I was talking to this girl and she said did i wanna date her so I said foog it."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Lust Reaction

When a girl experiences a quick burst of horniness for no reason occurring quickly and leaving quickly.

"Last night I was talking to my boyfriend and I had a strong lust reaction, it really sucked."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Confriending

When you are at a convention and you make friends with random people in the long lines that share your interests.

"When I went to Comicon I was confriending like crazy."

by J.1 May 11, 2010