j.1's definitions

Confuzzle

To extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.

"Emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Confriending

When you are at a convention and you make friends with random people in the long lines that share your interests.

"When I went to Comicon I was confriending like crazy."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Wafflelized

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Whacky

A drink consisting of Vodka, Sprite, Mike's Hard Lemonade (strawberry) and Powerade. Causes an awesome euphoric lightheadedness that makes you wanna hump like a lion-monkey in Japan.

"Man i just had some whacky and now I wanna do that ginger. Don't know why."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Foog

An explicit expression that is synonymous to "fuck" but is used to not get in trouble. Usually said quickly to give a funny twist to it.

"I was talking to this girl and she said did i wanna date her so I said foog it."

by J.1 May 11, 2010