j.1's definitions

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Squawked

To give sexual satisfaction to a girl or boy so great that it causes the individual to make bird calls from the euphoric feeling of pleasure.

"Dude I totally squawked Linda last night, it was so choice."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Wafflelized

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Whacky

A drink consisting of Vodka, Sprite, Mike's Hard Lemonade (strawberry) and Powerade. Causes an awesome euphoric lightheadedness that makes you wanna hump like a lion-monkey in Japan.

"Man i just had some whacky and now I wanna do that ginger. Don't know why."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Foog

An explicit expression that is synonymous to "fuck" but is used to not get in trouble. Usually said quickly to give a funny twist to it.

"I was talking to this girl and she said did i wanna date her so I said foog it."

by J.1 May 11, 2010