15 definitions by J.1

Fish

Someone who kisses the same way a fish breathes, this usually means not well, also causing the the guy to "fish" for the other persons tongue.

"Dude look at that guy over there, he's such a fish."

by J.1 May 12, 2010

Lip Hog

Someone who constantly while dating a boy/girl must kiss the other person at all times and gives no space.

"That kid chris is such a lip hog, I can't go anywhere without him wanting to kiss me."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Confuzzle

To extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.

"Emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts."

by J.1 May 12, 2010

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 12, 2010

Whacky

A drink consisting of Vodka, Sprite, Mike's Hard Lemonade (strawberry) and Powerade. Causes an awesome euphoric lightheadedness that makes you wanna hump like a lion-monkey in Japan.

"Man i just had some whacky and now I wanna do that ginger. Don't know why."

by J.1 May 12, 2010

Wet

To be drunk, high or intoxicated in any way.

"Man i was so wet last night, my head is killing me."

by J.1 May 12, 2010

Vampey

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

by J.1 May 12, 2010