hawk's definitions

langur

Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft

your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur

by hawk May 29, 2003

Jamacain Style

It is when a boy and a girl is having sex and the guy bangs on her boobies so hard like the Bongoes they become black like a Jamacain.

DUDE i did a girl Jamacain Style her boobs are still black like jamacain girls.

by Hawk February 24, 2005

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

5 on 2

Originating in Wrestling teams where some dirty wrestlers would grab your two nuts with their 5 fingers, creating the shortened 5 on 2

5 on 2 = no fun for anybody

by hawk April 2, 2005

mr. Bo-Jangles

the funniest thing i've heard in a long time

the best part is the pecker slap

by hawk March 25, 2005

Watchu sayin

Hey man Wassup! What are you saying?

yooooo! watchu saying! can't you see.. its my ass!!!

sporty gyal!!! wanna duel?

by Hawk October 19, 2003

quantum theory

a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving tranference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

Now do you understand the Quantum Theory? g-o-o-o-o-d

by hawk May 29, 2003