hawk's definitions

fwice

The first sympton of the severely painful STD known as donneria.

Ex: After a long night of dumplings and rough sex, Jane woke up to excruciating fwice on her genitals.

by Hawk April 7, 2004

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003

Saddam Hussain

A misspelling of Saddam Hussein, once the dictator of Iraq. Mainly the spelling used by AOLers and stupid people.

AOLer: Saddam Hussain has been captured OMG!!11!!

by Hawk January 3, 2004

5 on 2

Originating in Wrestling teams where some dirty wrestlers would grab your two nuts with their 5 fingers, creating the shortened 5 on 2

5 on 2 = no fun for anybody

by hawk April 2, 2005

langur

Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft

your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur

by hawk May 29, 2003

horked

To be out-of-whack; to be destroyed; to be completely unworkable.

Installing those new speakers in my car horked my amp.

by Hawk September 17, 2003

battlefield 40k

A mod for Battlefield 1942, see bf40k. The game involves you running around as a Warhammer 40K infantry and entering classic Warhammer 40K vehicles from each team.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Battlefield 40k?

Guy 2: Hell Yeah, I'm an alpha tester

Guy 1: You lucky bastard, I only registered on their forums, which I found linked from www.Battlefield40K.com

by Hawk January 7, 2005