geniusonwheels's definitions

Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".

Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"

by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009

Tighten his shortz

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Shufflebored

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

Ketchuphobia

The fear that a person wearing a white shirt gets when eating a hamburger, hot dog, chicken, etc., that has ketchup.

"It's Jim's lunch break, and I think he has ketchuphobia. He has barely touched his Quarter Pounder, probably because he has that presentation at 3."

by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009

Go shopping

1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.

"I am so lucky! First roll of the game, and I get to go shopping."

by geniusonwheels January 11, 2009

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

cymbalize

To interrupt a peaceful moment, just like a pair of cymbals clashed together would do.

John cymbalized when he walked in on Rob and Julie kissing.

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009