friend of bob's definitions

limit break

An emanation of powerful energy you feel during instances of extreme urgency. Never happens in real life.

That punk bitch was talking sheyat, so I thought I'd limit break his ass. He lost 9999 hit points.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

rifle report

The sound of dumping on some fools.

We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

Joan of Arc

French woman existing during the late Medieval era with purported abilities to articulate holy messages and warfare manuevers via liaison with a spiritual entity heavily favoring France at this particular time. Contemporary theories maintain Joan as shizoprenic.

I wonder if Joan of Arc was hot.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

off the transmission

synonym: off the hook. Slang created in jest for those that use the word clutch.

Your ass is off the transmission, baby!

by friend of bob June 1, 2004

field of douche

Describing any party heavily populated with douchebags to the point where one will literally be covered in douche upon entering. Such occurrences have begun to happen with increasing frequency, as teenagers become more violently attracted to rap, arrogance, and a penchant for acting knowledgeable, despite evidence on the contrary. College students, particularly, are quite susceptible to this behavior. Hence, nearly any college party can be likened to a field of douche. Avoid high school parties unless your whole body is as dirty as a rotten vagina.

I entered a field of douche with a raincoat and hid under it most of the time in fear, constantly citing one of Marlon Brando's famous lines in the film, Apocalypse Now: "The horror..the horror!"

by friend of bob June 19, 2004

deleted

Euphemistic term for killing someone. Can be connected with various other slang as well, such as: blasted, offed, fragged.

I deleted that nigger.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004