friend of bob's definitions

friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

Alice in Chains

Alternative rock band (or "grunge")prevalent in the mid 90's heavily laden with talent and angst. Very few bands that follow similar styles live up to these virtuosos.

Alice in Chains kicks ass.

by friend of bob May 16, 2004

work

To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).

I can work a chessboard.

I can work Halo.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

loneliness

You know it becomes really bad when you start posting definitions of it on a website in hopes of someone reading it. I can only recommend two things. Find some new friends. Or find none at all, and eventually you'll get used to it. I've tried both, and I can't really say which one is better than the other.

Music recommendations: Aimee Mann, Alice in Chains, Dishwalla, Pink Floyd (Pulse). Get a job. Smoke weed. Drink. Smoke cigarettes. If you're depending on something else other than a lost love or friends, you won't need them as much. But there always be a little but of pain...

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

Denali

Indie band with female vocals. The singer's voice sounds of bleakness and despair.

Do not listen to this band if you watch MTV or like the current trends of rock music for you are too stupid for Denali.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

moogle

Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say kupo.

I hope to resurrected as moogle during a different life time.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004