friend of bob's definitions

work

To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).

I can work a chessboard.

I can work Halo.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

dodgy

British counterpart of the U.S. slang shady

I find it a wee-bit dodgy

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.

Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

sexual harassment

Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.

Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

I see pussy!!

A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).

Me:HAHAHAHA..hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA
Other person: What?
Me: I SEE PUSSY!!!

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

limit break

An emanation of powerful energy you feel during instances of extreme urgency. Never happens in real life.

That punk bitch was talking sheyat, so I thought I'd limit break his ass. He lost 9999 hit points.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004