Definitions by friend of bob
Boondock Saints
What everyone wishes they were, but nobody has the balls or weaponry available to effectively carry out the day-to-day duties of a Boondock Saint.
Boondock Saints by friend of bob June 15, 2004
Fast Food Rockers
As an American, I stand in total awe in reverence to what pop music looks like across the pond. I mean, come on, they're NOT black!!!
I came very close to sampling their music, but in the deep recesses of my mind, I knew I would lose all respect for myself if I did. Thankfully, the only pleasures I indulge when it comes to the Fast Food Rockers are the pictures of the two hot chicks.
Fast Food Rockers by friend of bob June 15, 2004
Fear and Loathing
Emotions felt when attending a party heavily populated with douchebags and douche-driven whores (who account for much of American female teenagers).
In a frenzy of fear and loathing, I escaped the "jumpin spot" of the party and found a secluded corner, where I chain smoked and drank someone else's rum.
Fear and Loathing by friend of bob June 15, 2004
bad pickup lines
Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.
Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
bad pickup lines by friend of bob June 15, 2004
I see pussy!!
A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).
I see pussy!! by friend of bob June 15, 2004
my five friends
Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.
my five friends by friend of bob June 15, 2004
rifle report
rifle report by friend of bob June 13, 2004