friend of bob's definitions

field of douche

Describing any party heavily populated with douchebags to the point where one will literally be covered in douche upon entering. Such occurrences have begun to happen with increasing frequency, as teenagers become more violently attracted to rap, arrogance, and a penchant for acting knowledgeable, despite evidence on the contrary. College students, particularly, are quite susceptible to this behavior. Hence, nearly any college party can be likened to a field of douche. Avoid high school parties unless your whole body is as dirty as a rotten vagina.

I entered a field of douche with a raincoat and hid under it most of the time in fear, constantly citing one of Marlon Brando's famous lines in the film, Apocalypse Now: "The horror..the horror!"

by friend of bob June 19, 2004

off the transmission

synonym: off the hook. Slang created in jest for those that use the word clutch.

Your ass is off the transmission, baby!

by friend of bob June 1, 2004

Joan of Arc

French woman existing during the late Medieval era with purported abilities to articulate holy messages and warfare manuevers via liaison with a spiritual entity heavily favoring France at this particular time. Contemporary theories maintain Joan as shizoprenic.

I wonder if Joan of Arc was hot.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

Fear and Loathing

Emotions felt when attending a party heavily populated with douchebags and douche-driven whores (who account for much of American female teenagers).

In a frenzy of fear and loathing, I escaped the "jumpin spot" of the party and found a secluded corner, where I chain smoked and drank someone else's rum.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

chain smoking

A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.

You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Denali

Indie band with female vocals. The singer's voice sounds of bleakness and despair.

Do not listen to this band if you watch MTV or like the current trends of rock music for you are too stupid for Denali.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004