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by drbollocks September 28, 2008
Get the dirtbox derby mug.A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
Get the thanksgiving beard mug.James Shipstone & Sons was the name of a brewery based in New Basford in Nottingham, England that opened in 1852 and finally closed in 1991. The company produced the Shipstones brand of beer, known locally as Shippos.
by drbollocks April 17, 2008
Get the shippos mug.Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"
"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
Get the hard-wintering mug.An undesirable person. Certainly used in Ilkeston, Derbyshire to refer to anyone a lttle unfortunate looking, poorly educated perhaps. Or just someone you don't like.
by drbollocks April 17, 2008
Get the scronk mug."This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"
"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
by drbollocks October 4, 2008
Get the horse's hymen mug.Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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