drbollocks's definitions
A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
Get the thanksgiving beardmug. James Shipstone & Sons was the name of a brewery based in New Basford in Nottingham, England that opened in 1852 and finally closed in 1991. The company produced the Shipstones brand of beer, known locally as Shippos.
by drbollocks April 17, 2008
Get the shipposmug. An undesirable person. Certainly used in Ilkeston, Derbyshire to refer to anyone a lttle unfortunate looking, poorly educated perhaps. Or just someone you don't like.
by drbollocks April 17, 2008
Get the scronkmug. "This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"
"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
by drbollocks October 4, 2008
Get the horse's hymenmug. by drbollocks April 20, 2008
Get the gooinmug. The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.
by drbollocks December 15, 2008
Get the quad assmug. by drbollocks April 20, 2008
Get the tatasmug.