tatas

Derbyshire alternative for "walkies" directed toward small child.

"Come on m'duck...we're gooing tatas"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

quad ass

The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.

"What was Fat Sue thinking wearing tight pants...you can see her quad ass"

by drbollocks November 27, 2008

gooin

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"

"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

mix

A combination of chips and mushy peas in Derbyshire

I'll ay a pie 'n' mix wrapped please.

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

corsey

Also used to refer to pavement/sidewalk in Ilkeston, but possibly "causey" from "causeway"

"No playing in the road...stay on the corsey"

by drbollocks April 17, 2008

missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 21, 2009

Fuckuposity

The potential for fucking something up.

We were all hopeful, but aware that the situation was fraught with fuckuposity.

by drbollocks February 24, 2013