drbollocks's definitions

bobbo

A horse (East midlands) ... when used in explaining to a small child.

"Oh look at the pretty bobboes"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

fuck-bomb

A theatrical term to describe the reaction of the more puritanical members of an audience when the word "fuck" is first used in a play.

"Did you see that couple get up and walk out when I dropped the 'fuck-bomb'?"

by drbollocks May 9, 2008

quad ass

The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.

"What was Fat Sue thinking wearing tight pants...you can see her quad ass"

by drbollocks December 15, 2008

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

popsy

Cute girl. Term made famous by the likes of Leslie Philips and Donald Sinden in Ealing comedies.

"I say...what an absolute popsy!"

by drbollocks September 30, 2008

dirtbox derby

To do it up the arse with enthusiasm...as if heading for the finishing post on a racehorse.

"She won't be sitting down for a week...I rode her in the dirtbox derby last night"

by drbollocks September 28, 2008