drbollocks's definitions

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008

mix

A combination of chips and mushy peas in Derbyshire

I'll ay a pie 'n' mix wrapped please.

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008