A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
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