drbollocks's definitions

dirtbox derby

To do it up the arse with enthusiasm...as if heading for the finishing post on a racehorse.

"She won't be sitting down for a week...I rode her in the dirtbox derby last night"

by drbollocks September 28, 2008

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008

bobbo

A horse (East midlands) ... when used in explaining to a small child.

"Oh look at the pretty bobboes"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

fuck-bomb

A theatrical term to describe the reaction of the more puritanical members of an audience when the word "fuck" is first used in a play.

"Did you see that couple get up and walk out when I dropped the 'fuck-bomb'?"

by drbollocks May 9, 2008

corsey

Also used to refer to pavement/sidewalk in Ilkeston, but possibly "causey" from "causeway"

"No playing in the road...stay on the corsey"

by drbollocks April 17, 2008

missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008