devin's definitions

street smart

Not safe to be on the streets. to dumb to do things on own. Needs help by backseat driver to park.

Holly is just not very street smart!

by Devin December 22, 2004

Remember The ALamo

When a girl is giving a guy head at the top of a stair-case, and when the guy is about to blow his load, he knocks her down teh stairs, and yells...."REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!"

guy: ugh....yeah...thats how I like it......(falling down stairs sounds)..."REMEMBER THA ALAMO!!!!!!"

by Devin December 18, 2004

Vesuvan

A paladin that is less than Leet

All those Paladins are vesuvan i could own them

by Devin February 5, 2005

grimble berries

Deez Nuts yo motha fucka

Dude, back off or I'll kick you in the grimble berries

or

Dude, she was suckin my dick, then she started working on my grimble berries

by Devin February 9, 2005

Shlap

When you slap a French person in the face because they are French.

Bill- "Dude that French dude got shlaped in the face!"
Ted-" Ya, what a French loser, stupid french."

by Devin October 29, 2004

god

an un-real "man". the early people of this planet needed a way to order us, realizing that fear can have great control. the came to the points of, if your bad during life, you'll burn for eternity when you die, but if your good during life, you'll live in paradise after death, all that just to have a few men be happier while living this pointless existance, thus i beleive nothing, choose what you may, but he's bull shit, besides. if he were real, there would have been picturs of him made from blood on cave walls other than naked guys chaseing deer with spears, if the first humans didnt know of him, how did some one way later discover him? they didnt, its was a cover for control

Cave men, lived to survive, no god.
Later man, lived to control, by thought of god

by devin June 20, 2006

chuckolate

a chuckolate is a mad, usually upset, mammal who roams around my house and school begging to be touched in her china and if not tickled in her china often throwns drunked idiotic tempers. caution do not have peircings or she will rape u vigorously!

i hate when chuckolate is around she is always just kinda like in my face wanting attention and the last time i peirced my lip should was like "please touch my china for if u dont i will break your testicles with a rubber hammer"

by devin September 8, 2004