craptain

by Devin July 26, 2003

Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet

Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!

by Porkchop87 June 17, 2017

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja August 29, 2007

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 January 16, 2016